Every September I award "Urbies" in a column about the winners/losers in the growth and urban life scene in this region. This year’s column is planned for Saturday.
Know of some places, events, news developments or people who need praise? Or a (symbolic) piece of possum roadkill? Put your thoughts below. By Wednesday. And sorry, the only prize is public honor and glory. We have no budget for statuettes.
A note of caution: This ain’t a democracy. I get to exercise autocratic authority on what my opinion is. But other people’s ideas and opinions are always a help, and lots of people know lots of things I don’t. If you have something you’d like to suggest and you think I might – seriously – want to follow up with you, shoot me an e-mail at mnewsom@charlotteobserver.com so I can contact you. Thanks in advance to all.
Here’s a link to my 2004 Urbies column, so you can see what I'm talking about. Another note of caution: It’s MUCH better when you read it in the newspaper-on-paper, because, you see, I have this great little dead possum illustration that runs with it. It’s a visual thing ...
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Calling all nominations
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Take a ride down Mallard Creek Church Road from North Tryon to Mallard Creek. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Take a ride through "Arbor Hills" (where the trees were clear cut) that was sold to the community as a "Birkdale Village." Oh, the humanity!
In need of praise? Davidson: one of the few places in Mecklenburg that seems to have the fortitude to at least try drawing a line in the sand to manage growth. I don't agree with everything, but they should at least get an "A" for effort.
And instead of “piece of possum roadkill,” I’d suggest the “dead skunks in the middle of the road” awards to Char-Meck’s insane ideas of (in no real order):
a) $120,000 request to eradicate the cankerworm crisis while developers are taking the “Sherman’s scorched earth policy,”
b) 3 percent pay raise, and a $12,200 bonus to City Manager in spite of light rail cost overrun of double the original cost and almost a year delay in opening – not to forget that in 2004 the Trolley was an “Urbie” which had to be ripped out because the tracks weren’t the same size,
c) $158.5 million in uptown arts projects approved by City Council (motto: “To Seem, Rather Than Be”) in spite of critical civic needs,
d) The “I-can’t-remember-how-much-to-promote-private-business-parking” signs,
e) The failure to resolve problems with CMS building/remodeling needs,
f) Letting the state cost us a fortune to NOT hand over the old NCESC building to Johnson & Wales as promised,
g) Simply moving the traffic jam six miles north of I-85 with the ridiculous widening of I-77 to just SOUTH of what constitutes North Meck,
h) The total destruction of the Independence Boulevard business district (might not qualify as this has been an on-going semi-project for several years),
i) Litter....
Sorry, it’s after 5 and I’m tapped out. Time to go sit in traffic forever?
Urbies.
#1. Dilworth Elementary Rehab
#2. Courtside (for starting the high-rise residential boom, not for architecture)
#3. NoFo on Liz
#4. Nancy Carter/Pat Mumford
#5. New Urban Steet Design Guidelines
Possums.
#1. Blakeney
#2. The Town of Marvin
#3. Bojanles at 3rd & Independence/Bank of America Branch at Kings & Independence
#4. Patsy Kinsey/Andy Dulin
#5. I-485
"This ain’t a democracy. I get to exercise autocratic authority on what my opinion is." The truth about Mary eventually reveals itself...
URBIES:
Grubb properties plans for Elizabeth Avenue. Loft 1523 is the coolest bar in Charlotte in the coolest new building. I can't wait for the rest of the plans to pan out.
The green lighting on the NASCAR HOF and downtown art museums. Finally, some distinct attractions are coming to town with some daring architecture, not that fake neo-classical brick crap.
More than 50 bars and restaurants within walking distance downtown. Hey, I was gone for a few years, but when I came back, downtown is more vibarant than I ever remember it being. My friends from out of town are impressed.
Epicenter under way. Bars are one thing, but bowling and going to movies downtown is a fresh alternative to just drinking all the time. Having these options are long overdue.
DEAD POSSUM
Letting the trolley stuff continue when everyone KNEW that light rail construction was going to happen a couple years later. Couldn't this have been coordinated more efficiently?
The new Ballantyne Viggage movie theater. Great movies and more choices beyond the limited resources of the Manor, but what a hard place to get in and out of, especially for the suburban location.
Pat McCrorey's meddling with public arts projects because they don't jive with his WASP-ey Myers Park sensibilities.
Closing off on-street parking downtown. Meters were put up originally so attractions were more accessible, heck even free after a certain hour. Now they have all those 'no parking' bags over them all weekend. Do we blame 9/11 or the greedy deck owners?
Danimal
I would suggest an Urbie award be given to the design of the Mallard Creek/Clark Creek Greenways. It's a great place to ride your bike on a nice, long ride. Eventually this Greenway will be connected into a UNCC Greenway.
Please issue a Road Kill award to the street design on JW Clay Blvd. It is the most difficult area to get around. Have you ever tried to get into Walmart or Dick's Sporting Good Store? It's a pain believe me.
Urbies:
1) Uptown bars and restaurants. Yes, nothing says 'we are different than Atlanta' more than McCormick's, the Capitol Grill, Rock Bottom, and Morton's. Splash in some Dean and Deluca.
2) Parking. Trying to promote uptown whilst simultaneously limiting roads and parking. No wonder these geniuses ended up in government.
3) Massive taxpayer subsidies for arts and musuems nobody will use. Nero fiddled while Rome burned. McCrory and co. just spend money on shiny toys to mask to dull pain of bad roads, high crime, rising taxes, and deplorable schools. Let's face it, there is no wine and cheese thank-you party for building a new high school.
4) Syfert, Tober, et al. Where else can you get huge annual paychecks and bonuses for flushing so many millions down the toilet? If any of these clowns worked in the private sector, they would end up being greeters at WalMart.
5) $158 million to build an afro-american center, whereas ACTUAL African Americans suffer through dilapidated neghborhoods, poverty, crime, and forgotten schools. Well, at least the lily-white McColls, McCrorys, and banks can sleep a little for making the world better for those folks (LOL).
6) The $500 million dollar light rail to nowhere. When this is all done, there will be NO reduction in pollution (oh, but we can blame SUVs), no reduction in traffic (we can still blame suburban sprawl), and huge cost overruns (which we can blame on Parsons Transportation). At least we can pretend we are a big city.
Motto: Welcome to Charlotte - a REAL city, see-we have a train, just like Atlanta!
All of this is a complete bastardization of the taxpayers money, and the crooks behind it belong in prison.
Build schools, build roads, hire cops, cut our taxes. Easy.
Road kill
Dilworthians who complain about the McMansions one day and then sell their homes the next raking huge profits from the next soon to be McMasion builder.
Every purposed project that has the catch phrase “and includes a hotel”
Those who tout New Urbanism for suburban projects They don’t understand what definition of the word Urban – which means City
Want to get a beer before a panthers game? Closest place is the Nudie Club – that’s why were not a sports town lack of good sports bars near sporting events.
Props
The pink building – it time we give it props as the building with the most personality and best urban legends, more Charlottians can identify that building then any other.
Marshall Park – best downtown park even though city/county wont keep it up and keep trying to kill. Also home to the MLK statue.
Road Kill - to all the Atlanta bashers. Take a look in the 9/10 AJC Newspaper for an article on Buildings in Atlanta over the last 100 years and then show me Charlotte's list.
Road Kill - for those who want to place New Urbanism everywhere.
I think that light rail obviously deserves a dead possum now - or at least Tober and Syfert. This last little bit of complete incompetence at running an urban project like a rail line surely gets them at least an honorable mention.
As for Urbies, I'd say give a group award to all of the high-rise condo developers. The high-rise buildings will at least give the appearance of "urban" even if the population of the buildings is only made up of the wealthy and not all that diverse.
A separate philanthropic award should be given to all of the condo owners themselves for gladly paying such high property taxes on such compact condos, particularly those that don't have children. We should thank them for giving CMS a helping hand.
(Again, for those who think I'm always complaining and aguing - read with the intended sarcasm. I actually think the condos are a very cool addition to Charlotte's skyline and the Uptown environment.)
For praise:
Plaza/Midwood. With the yuppification of NoDa pretty much complete, it's the only funky, eclectic and yes, "gritty" neighborhood in town right now.
For a dead o-possum:
It's a bit dated, but the Supreme Court's Kelo decision last year. It held that government can take your property not only for traditional eminent domain purposes like building a road or school, but also for the express purpose of selling it to another private party who happens to be better politically connected than you. It's the worst decision the Court has made in years. Land of the free...
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my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
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naughty allie -
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naughty bookworms -
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naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
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squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
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boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
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fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
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gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
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huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
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little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
naughty drive thru -
naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
orgy sex parties -
porn stud search -
prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
sperm swap -
squirt hunter -
tamed teens -
teen brazil -
teens for cash -
teen topanga -
texas twins -
trixie teen -
twinks for cash -
virgin teen lesbians -
wild fuck toys -
all internal -
american daydreams -
asian 1on1 -
asian parade -
ass masterpiece -
ass traffic -
backseat bangers -
bang boat -
black cocks white sluts -
boob exam scam -
bookworm bitches -
border bangers -
bubble butts galore -
college fuckfest -
college wild parties -
couples seduce teens -
diary of a milf -
dirty latina maids -
fast times at nau -
first time swallows -
ftv girls -
gangbang squad -
gay blind date sex -
gay college sex parties -
give me pink -
her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
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my sex tour -
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my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
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just facials -
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little april -
little summer -
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milton twins -
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my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
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neighbor affair -
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hot campus teens -
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insane cock brothas -
just facials -
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little april -
little summer -
met art -
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milton twins -
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my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
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naughty allie -
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hot campus teens -
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insane cock brothas -
just facials -
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little april -
little summer -
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milton twins -
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my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
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neighbor affair -
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she got pimped -
simpson twins -
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her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
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huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
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naughty office -
neighbor affair -
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seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
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her first anal sex -
her first big cock -
her first dp -
her first lesbian sex -
his first facial -
his first gay sex -
his first huge cock -
hot campus teens -
housewife 1on1 -
housewife bangers -
huge boobs galore -
insane cock brothas -
just facials -
latin adultery -
little april -
little summer -
met art -
milf seeker -
milton twins -
more gonzo -
my first sex teacher -
my friends hot mom -
my naughty latin maid -
my sex tour -
my sisters hot friend -
naughty allie -
naughty america vip -
naughty bookworms -
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naughty julie -
naughty office -
neighbor affair -
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prime cups -
rectal rooter -
seduced by a cougar -
she got pimped -
simpson twins -
so cal coeds -
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tamed teens -
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teen topanga -
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